Dear darling
Daddy,
I’m so, so
sorry that I blew up the class again. Please forgive me!
I brought
one of your bombs into school and somehow it blew up! However, Edith was
messing with the bomb and she forced me to bring it into school. Otherwise, she
would’ve chopped my Unicorn in half and I couldn’t let that happen! Could I?
I am
terribly, terribly sorry even though it was Edith! You’re not going to punish
me are you? Not dearest little Agnes! Luckily, Dave stopped the fire but also
blew the head teacher to South Africa with the super hose 2000 (I never liked
that head teacher anyway! I wonder if she’ll ever come back to school or even
leave South Africa?). You’re not going to tell Lucy are you? L You’re not going to lock me into the
minion zone, are you? Especially with Dave because I don’t want him using the
super hose 2000 on me! If he does you’ll come looking for me, won’t you?
You’re not
going to take my unicorn away from me? IT’S SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE!
PLEEEEEAAASE tell Margo that I didn’t die. I’ll do the dishes for a month or
for two if you like. Please forgive me, I want to be with my family especially
Lucy my new Mummy!
Lots and
lots of love
From Agnes
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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