Maths   V   Bieber

On Thursday the 16th January, Justin Bieber, who is an international pop star, visited lee on the Solent junior school half way through their exciting maths lesson (weighing chocolate).

Quietly, all the children were listening to their maths teacher, when Mr Lloyd (school’s office manager) walked in with a mysterious man. Wearing a red Hollister tracksuit bottoms, a blue jack wills jumper, and an aluminous orange hat and a pair of pure gold sunglasses, he slowly took off his sunglasses and hat. Then he started to ‘try’ to sing! Children down in year 3 heard one class of year six moaning and groaning apart from one girl called Ellie who was dancing to his singing. Teachers rushed to the classroom to see who was screaming then slowly backed away because they realised it was Justin Beiber. One pupil called Ellie spoke of her excitement this was her reply: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It was amazing he kissed me on the cheek then I fainted!

However, not all children liked him as much as Ellie. A group of children picked him up and marched him down the high-street, and threw him into the ocean.

That was the last Lee Junior School saw of Justin Bieber, until they saw him on the news illegally drag racing when he was drunk and taking drugs!!

Just to tell you unfortunately it was not real. However the last paragraph was!

 

Super Steven Spielberg Spots Super Stars

 

Last Friday, at Lee- On- The- Solent Junior School, Steven Spielberg chose 6HM’s school play to be made into a film at Hollywood.

Year Six without knowing that Steven Spielberg was in the back of the music room, were doing their Celebration Assembly. However, one of them knew that he was there. That one child who knew was called Andrew as, Steven Spielberg was his uncle. He told Year 6 exclusively that Andrew had told him that it was an amazing play and that he should defiantly come over to England to see it, so he did.

The assembly started and the first scene came up to the stage. 6HM did not see him as he was in the alcove at the back of the music room. 6HM had finished their last scene, when Steven Spielberg jumped out of the crowd of parents and shouted “I love it! It’s amazing!” One parent informed us, “We all had no clue that a world famous director was in the alcove, in the same room as us.”

At present contracts are still under review. Hopefully 6HM will make it to HollyWood!!! Also, we hope that other directors will spot 6HM’s talent.